Headgum // The GOAT Show
The GOAT Show
with Jake Hurwitz and Micah Hurwitz
Jake and Micah Hurwitz discuss, rate, and review everything from Water Bottles to Karaoke Songs on their search for the greatest everything of all time.
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[Introducing: 'History of Heat'
1/12/2022](/content/the-goat-show/introducing-history-of-heat#player/index.html)
Have a listen to History of Heat, one of our newest Headgum Originals! Yassir and Isaiah Lester are joined by comedians, artists, athletes, and experts to discuss the history, impact, and future of culture's favorite topics ranging from sneakers to video games. In this episode, Nostalgia (w/ Langston Kerman), Yassir and Isaiah are joined by Langston Kerman (Insecure, The Boys) to discuss how memories determine which sneakers, streetwear, and collectibles are considered heat today. Subscribe to History of Heat on:Apple PodcastsSpotify.
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[Karaoke Songs 🎤
6/23/2021](/content/the-goat-show/karaoke-songs#player/index.html)
The Goats are vaxxed and you know what that means: it's time to hit the karaoke bars again. But what are they going to ask the DJ to play when they're holding that mic in their hooves? To decide, Jake and Micah analyze the Croon, the Boon, and the Soon (or is it the Song, the Throng, and the Long?) of literally every single one of the 200,000 songs in the karaoke book.
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[Exercise Shorts
6/16/2021](/content/the-goat-show/exercise-shorts#player/index.html)
The sheer size of the Goat Brothers quads have shredded their gym shorts, so they must find a suitable replacement. They carefully consider the Glide, the Stride, and the Pride of each contender, and by episode's end their glutei are seated firmly in the greatest exercise shorts of all time.
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[Egg Preparations
6/2/2021](/content/the-goat-show/egg-preparations#player/index.html)
Jake and the name-thief Micah are hungry, so they're turning to the most versatile food they know: eggs. The brothers discuss the Licks, the Fix, and the Mix of a few different egg styles.
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[Days of the Week
5/26/2021](/content/the-goat-show/days-of-the-week#player/index.html)
Jake and the throne usurper Micah aim to find the GOAT day of the week, grading the Chill, the Fill, and the Thrill of the days that end in Y. Also featured: the Goats' GOAT days ever.
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[Haircuts
5/19/2021](/content/the-goat-show/haircuts#player/index.html)
If you thought it was hard to tell Jake and Micah's voices apart, prepare to have your lives made 100x more difficult. Twinnovation brothers Jeff and Dave Rosenberg enter the GOAT Realm to pick one haircut to rule them all.
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[Wallets
5/12/2021](/content/the-goat-show/wallets#player/index.html)
What's in your wallet? Actually, better question: what's your wallet? The Goats need something thin to carry their paper and plastic—and they're going to evaluate The Hold, The Mold, and The Gold of all the slim wallets they can get their hooves on.
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[Condiments
5/5/2021](/content/the-goat-show/condiments#player/index.html)
The Goats care a great deal for how they dress themselves, but how do they dress their food? Micah does his very best to not derail the show while the brothers taste test The Ting, The Tang, and the Everythang of a smorgasbord of accoutrements.
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[Chinos
4/21/2021](/content/the-goat-show/chinos#player/index.html)
The intersection of comfort and style is something of an obsession for the Goat Brothers, so they're kicking around their thoughts on The Wear, The Tear, and The Flair to find the GOAT pair of chinos.
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[Game of Thrones Episodes
4/14/2021](/content/the-goat-show/game-of-thrones-episodes#player/index.html)
Lord Goatwitz of House GOAT and Malcolm The Unfunny... are talking Game Of Thrones episodes this week! They'll tell you all about The Thrill, The Chill, and The Fill that these episodes have to offer.
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[Fast Food French Fries
4/7/2021](/content/the-goat-show/fast-food-french-fries#player/index.html)
Jake "The Goat of Fries" Hurwitz and Malcolm The Unfunny Goat are going grazing to declare the GOAT of fast food french fries.
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[Ways to Relax
3/31/2021](/content/the-goat-show/ways-to-relax#player/index.html)
Even a Goat's gotta chill. Jake and Micah consider The Endeavor, The Pleasure, and The Treasure of different methods of relaxation.
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[Socks
3/24/2021](/content/the-goat-show/socks#player/index.html)
Jake and Micah are back with an all new season of The GOAT Show, putting their best foot forward with a brand new episode all about socks!They're not messing around here... They want everyone prepared with the GOAT socks to wear proudly outside when the day of quarantine emergence comes.
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[Season 2 Preview
3/17/2021](/content/the-goat-show/season-2-preview#player/index.html)
"A preview? More like a pre-TWO. 'Cuz it's a... preview for Season 2."
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[Season 2 Announcement
3/10/2021](/content/the-goat-show/season-2-announcement#player/index.html)
You read it right, GOATLETS. The GOAT Show is returning for its second season.