\n\n# Segments\n\n#### with [Jake Hurwitz](/content/search?q=%22Jake%20Hurwitz%22/index.html) and [Amir Blumenfeld](/content/search?q=%22Amir%20Blumenfeld%22/index.html)\n\nJake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.\n\n## [Segments](/content/segments/if-i-were-you-mondays-musings/index.html)\n\n[If I Were You: Monday's Musings 4/28/2026](/content/segments/if-i-were-you-mondays-musings#player/index.html)\n\nBack to discuss weddings, movies, and soccers.\n\n## [Segments](/content/segments/if-i-were-you-coys-boys/index.html)\n\n[If I Were You: COYS BOYS 4/21/2026](/content/segments/if-i-were-you-coys-boys#player/index.html)\n\nIn this episode we discuss practical cars, practical advice, and the Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.\n\n## [Segments](/content/segments/if-i-were-you-swinging/index.html)\n\n[If I Were You: Swinging 4/8/2026](/content/segments/if-i-were-you-swinging#player/index.html)\n\nBack to dispense some wisdom about double dates, double names, and compliment sandwiches.\n\n## [Segments](/content/segments/bonus-if-i-were-you-from-patreon/index.html)\n\n[Bonus IF I WERE YOU (from Patreon) 2/25/2026](/content/segments/bonus-if-i-were-you-from-patreon#player/index.html)\n\nBack with another bonus advice pod! We're chatting blizzards, threesomes, and garbage.\n\n## [Segments](/content/segments/bonus-segment-story-time/index.html)\n\n[Bonus Segment Story Time! 2/3/2026](/content/segments/bonus-segment-story-time#player/index.html)\n\nBack from the great beyond (the paywall) with a sneak peak of our Patreon bonus segment this week in which we discuss this week's big wager, and last week's big fast... with Geoffrey James!\n\n## [Segments](/content/segments/95-final-episode/index.html)\n\n[95: Final Episode 9/15/2025](/content/segments/95-final-episode#player/index.html)\n\nWe go out with a bang, discussing poetry, wedding invitations, and guessing ages.\n\n## [Segments](/content/segments/94-penultimate-episode/index.html)\n\n[94: Penultimate Episode 9/8/2025](/content/segments/94-penultimate-episode#player/index.html)\n\nEnough memory lane, in this episode we look forward to next week… and beyond.\n\n## [Segments](/content/segments/93-labor-day-of-love/index.html)\n\n[93: Labor Day of Love 9/1/2025](/content/segments/93-labor-day-of-love#player/index.html)\n\nIn this episode we discuss the highlights and lowlights of our decade podcasting.\n\n## [Segments](/content/segments/92-blind-rank/index.html)\n\n[92: Blind Rank 8/25/2025](/content/segments/92-blind-rank#player/index.html)\n\nIn this episode we discuss hot sauces, long pees, and Jake’s old hobbies.\n\n## [Segments](/content/segments/91-rejection-notice/index.html)\n\n[91: Rejection Notice 8/18/2025](/content/segments/91-rejection-notice#player/index.html)\n\nIn this episode we talk about making money, making memories, and back pain.\n\n## [Segments](/content/segments/90-random-state-of-mind/index.html)\n\n[90: Random State of Mind 8/11/2025](/content/segments/90-random-state-of-mind#player/index.html)\n\nIn this episode play a few games and stroll down the memory lane of various states.\n\n## [Segments](/content/segments/89-italia-no/index.html)\n\n[89: Italia-no 8/4/2025](/content/segments/89-italia-no#player/index.html)\n\nIn this episode we discuss our show ending, our belly buttons beginning, and Italian restaurants.\n\n## [Segments](/content/segments/88-top-100/index.html)\n\n[88: Top 100 7/28/2025](/content/segments/88-top-100#player/index.html)\n\nIn this episode we discuss popular websites, popular tourist attractions, and unpopular heights.\n\n## [Segments](/content/segments/87-hardly-memorizing/index.html)\n\n[87: Hardly Memorizing 7/21/2025](/content/segments/87-hardly-memorizing#player/index.html)\n\nIn this episode we discuss being handymen, being smart men, and testing our memory.\n\n## [Segments](/content/segments/86-poetry-or-no-etry-again/index.html)\n\n[86: Poetry or No-etry Again 7/14/2025](/content/segments/86-poetry-or-no-etry-again#player/index.html)\n\nIn this episode we hop around Wikipedia and memory lane!