# Perfect Person #### with [Miles Bonsignore](/content/search?q=%22Miles%20Bonsignore%22/index.html) A flawless call-in advice show in which Miles Bonsignore answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection. ## [Perfect Person](/content/perfect-person/210-sexy-bachelors-try-to-find-love-in-vegas-w-eric-jay-will/index.html) [210: Sexy Bachelors Try To Find Love In Vegas (w/ Eric, Jay, & Will)\ 7/15/2026](/content/perfect-person/210-sexy-bachelors-try-to-find-love-in-vegas-w-eric-jay-will#player/index.html) The Bachelor Boyz (Eric Striffler, Jay Putnam, & Will Witwer) take on Vegas. They gear up for their big night at the Perfect Person Live Show, and try to date single audience members in front of a live crowd in this special event mockumentary.*For the full cinematic Bachelor Special experience, watch on youtube* ## [Perfect Person](/content/perfect-person/209-my-mom-is-a-toxic-disney-influencer-w-isa-briones/index.html) [209: my mom is a toxic Disney influencer (w/ Isa Briones)\ 7/8/2026](/content/perfect-person/209-my-mom-is-a-toxic-disney-influencer-w-isa-briones#player/index.html) Isa Briones (The Pitt, Just In Time, Hadestown) joins the show to take stunning calls about getting out of the swimming pool, having a Disney influencer as a mom, and your dad telling you he is joining a nudist colony. ## [Perfect Person](/content/perfect-person/208-corrupt-employee-of-the-month-race-w-jonny-cakes/index.html) [208: corrupt employee of the month race (w/ Jonny Cakes)\ 7/1/2026](/content/perfect-person/208-corrupt-employee-of-the-month-race-w-jonny-cakes#player/index.html) Jonny Cakes joins the show to take stunning calls about being pranked by your husband, a corrupt hospital employee of the month race, and a coworker seeing your boob. ## [Perfect Person](/content/perfect-person/207-giving-my-carjacker-the-ick-w-erin-dougal/index.html) [207: giving my carjacker the ick (w/ Erin Dougal)\ 6/24/2026](/content/perfect-person/207-giving-my-carjacker-the-ick-w-erin-dougal#player/index.html) Erin Dougal joins the show to take stunning calls about using human remains at work, giving a carjacker the ick, and buying vintage naughty magazines from a stranger. ## [Perfect Person](/content/perfect-person/206-delivering-my-exs-bizarre-packages-w-geoffrey-james/index.html) [206: delivering my ex's bizarre packages (w/ Geoffrey James)\ 6/17/2026](/content/perfect-person/206-delivering-my-exs-bizarre-packages-w-geoffrey-james#player/index.html) Geoffrey James joins the show to take stunning calls about delivering your ex girlfriend's packages, forcibly changing your birthday, and committing espionage against the group chat. ## [Perfect Person](/content/perfect-person/205-toxic-situationship-in-the-beef-department-w-arasha/index.html) [205: toxic situationship in the beef department (w/ Arasha)\ 6/10/2026](/content/perfect-person/205-toxic-situationship-in-the-beef-department-w-arasha#player/index.html) Arasha joins the show to take stunning calls about a grocery store situationship in the beef section, and a love song from a soundcloud rapper. ## [Perfect Person](/content/perfect-person/204-ruined-a-childs-birthday-party-by-farting-w-rainie-toll/index.html) [204: ruined a child's birthday party by farting (w/ Rainie Toll)\ 6/3/2026](/content/perfect-person/204-ruined-a-childs-birthday-party-by-farting-w-rainie-toll#player/index.html) Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about a mom who cheated with a barbershop quartet, a neighbor who farted so loud it ruined a child's birthday party, and a bestie who broke up with their girlfriend for true love. ## [Perfect Person](/content/perfect-person/203-hot-firefighter-holding-my-panties-hostage-w-sequoia-holmes-ryann-graham/index.html) [203: hot firefighter holding my panties hostage (w/ Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham)\ 5/27/2026](/content/perfect-person/203-hot-firefighter-holding-my-panties-hostage-w-sequoia-holmes-ryann-graham#player/index.html) Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham join the show to take stunning calls about kicking your ex out of your shared bed, and a hot firefighter holding your panties hostage. ## [Perfect Person](/content/perfect-person/202-i-am-dating-my-pretend-brother-at-work-w-ashleigh-lawless/index.html) [202: I am dating my pretend brother at work (w/ Ashleigh Lawless)\ 5/20/2026](/content/perfect-person/202-i-am-dating-my-pretend-brother-at-work-w-ashleigh-lawless#player/index.html) Ashleigh Lawless, my intrepid producer, joins the show to take stunning calls about dating your pretend brother at work after starting a fake rumor, using your lover's ex's body wash, and an infinite ice cream glitch. ## [Perfect Person](/content/perfect-person/201-my-roommates-are-peeing-in-the-litter-box-w-morgan-absher/index.html) [201: my roommates are peeing in the litter box (w/ Morgan Absher)\ 5/13/2026](/content/perfect-person/201-my-roommates-are-peeing-in-the-litter-box-w-morgan-absher#player/index.html) Morgan Absher (Two Hot Takes) joins the show to take stunning calls about roommates peeing in the litter box, the ethics of tattling in law class, and a bachelorette stripper conundrum. ## [Perfect Person](/content/perfect-person/200-my-roommate-licked-all-my-birthday-cupcakes-bald-w-will-witwer/index.html) [200: my roommate licked all my birthday cupcakes bald (w/ Will Witwer)\ 5/6/2026](/content/perfect-person/200-my-roommate-licked-all-my-birthday-cupcakes-bald-w-will-witwer#player/index.html) It is the 200th episode of Perfect Person!!! Will returns to the show to discuss common PP questions & advice, and take calls from stunning callers about a roommate who licked the icing off all your birthday cupcakes, a rogue famous father telling lies about town, and taking a terrifying fall in the office.