Perfect Person

with Miles Bonsignore

A flawless call-in advice show in which Miles Bonsignore answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection.

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210: Sexy Bachelors Try To Find Love In Vegas (w/ Eric, Jay, & Will)\ 7/15/2026

The Bachelor Boyz (Eric Striffler, Jay Putnam, & Will Witwer) take on Vegas. They gear up for their big night at the Perfect Person Live Show, and try to date single audience members in front of a live crowd in this special event mockumentary.For the full cinematic Bachelor Special experience, watch on youtube

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209: my mom is a toxic Disney influencer (w/ Isa Briones)\ 7/8/2026

Isa Briones (The Pitt, Just In Time, Hadestown) joins the show to take stunning calls about getting out of the swimming pool, having a Disney influencer as a mom, and your dad telling you he is joining a nudist colony.

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208: corrupt employee of the month race (w/ Jonny Cakes)\ 7/1/2026

Jonny Cakes joins the show to take stunning calls about being pranked by your husband, a corrupt hospital employee of the month race, and a coworker seeing your boob.

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207: giving my carjacker the ick (w/ Erin Dougal)\ 6/24/2026

Erin Dougal joins the show to take stunning calls about using human remains at work, giving a carjacker the ick, and buying vintage naughty magazines from a stranger.

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206: delivering my ex's bizarre packages (w/ Geoffrey James)\ 6/17/2026

Geoffrey James joins the show to take stunning calls about delivering your ex girlfriend's packages, forcibly changing your birthday, and committing espionage against the group chat.

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205: toxic situationship in the beef department (w/ Arasha)\ 6/10/2026

Arasha joins the show to take stunning calls about a grocery store situationship in the beef section, and a love song from a soundcloud rapper.

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204: ruined a child's birthday party by farting (w/ Rainie Toll)\ 6/3/2026

Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about a mom who cheated with a barbershop quartet, a neighbor who farted so loud it ruined a child's birthday party, and a bestie who broke up with their girlfriend for true love.

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203: hot firefighter holding my panties hostage (w/ Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham)\ 5/27/2026

Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham join the show to take stunning calls about kicking your ex out of your shared bed, and a hot firefighter holding your panties hostage.

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202: I am dating my pretend brother at work (w/ Ashleigh Lawless)\ 5/20/2026

Ashleigh Lawless, my intrepid producer, joins the show to take stunning calls about dating your pretend brother at work after starting a fake rumor, using your lover's ex's body wash, and an infinite ice cream glitch.

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201: my roommates are peeing in the litter box (w/ Morgan Absher)\ 5/13/2026

Morgan Absher (Two Hot Takes) joins the show to take stunning calls about roommates peeing in the litter box, the ethics of tattling in law class, and a bachelorette stripper conundrum.

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200: my roommate licked all my birthday cupcakes bald (w/ Will Witwer)\ 5/6/2026

It is the 200th episode of Perfect Person!!! Will returns to the show to discuss common PP questions & advice, and take calls from stunning callers about a roommate who licked the icing off all your birthday cupcakes, a rogue famous father telling lies about town, and taking a terrifying fall in the office.