# [Keeping Records](/content/keeping-records/index.html)

with [Caleb Hearon](/content/search?q=%22Caleb%20Hearon%22/index.html) and [Shelby Wolstein](/content/search?q=%22Shelby%20Wolstein%22/index.html)

## It's Not For You (with Beth Stelling)

2/26/2021

Comedian and podcaster [Beth Stelling](https://bethstelling.com/) ordered some sandwiches...like...an hour ago. They're still not here yet but she's going to go ahead and get started telling Caleb and Shelby her plans for her Golden Record: people falling over and hurting themselves but like not _reaaaally_ hurting themselves, her niece meeting a woodland creature, Ted Danson absolutely _nailing it_ on—oh shit, someone's knocking, brb

### Beth's Artifacts

- Falling compilations (audio-visual)
- Niece meeting a bunny for the first time (audio-visual)
- _Mr. Mayor_ (audio-visual)
- Photo of Beth and her mom in Hawaii after her mom retired from teaching (image)
- 6th grade home videos of her and her friends making music videos (audio-visual)

### Original _Voyager_ Artifact

- [_Mountain Climber (_ Gaston Rébuffat)](https://i.imgur.com/bbkIkqu.jpg)(image)

[Follow Beth](https://twitter.com/BethStelling) and [watch _Girl Daddy_ on HBO Max](https://play.hbomax.com/feature/urn:hbo:feature:GXxCKIQ4nPMLCwgEAAAAD).

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