Go Touch Grass

with Milly Tamarez and Alise Morales

“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending topics so listeners can do just that. Catch all new episodes every Wednesday.

[Sydney Sweeney's Spon Life (w/ Charlene Kaye!)\

8/6/2025](/content/go-touch-grass/sydney-sweeneys-spon-life-w-charlene-kaye#player/index.html)

Guest: Charlene Kaye
Topics: Sydney Sweeney's Good Jeans (The Discourse), Matt Rife + Annabelle (Cursed Content), Joey Swoll (Grasshole of the Week)

[The Power of Micro-Influencers (w/ Sibel Damar!)\

7/30/2025](/content/go-touch-grass/the-power-of-micro-influencers-w-sibel-damar#player/index.html)

Guest: Sibel Damar
Topics: Coldplay Kiss Cam + The Tea App Hack (Software Updates), Kis Cafe vs. @itskarlabb (The Discourse), Jessie Murph (Grasshole of the Week)

[Coldplay Kiss Cam + Kony 2012 (w/ Milly & Alise!)\

7/23/2025](/content/go-touch-grass/coldplay-kiss-cam-kony-2012-w-milly-alise#player/index.html)

Topics: The Coldplay affair couple, Kony 2012

[The Gen Z Stare (w/ Christian Banda!)\

7/16/2025](/content/go-touch-grass/the-gen-z-stare-w-christian-banda#player/index.html)

Guest: Christian Banda
Topics: The Gen Z Stare (The Discourse), AntipastoGate (Grasshole of the Week)

[Is This App Haram? (w/ Salma Hindy!)\

7/9/2025](/content/go-touch-grass/is-this-app-haram-w-salma-hindy#player/index.html)

Guest: Salma Hindy
Topics: The Tea App (The Discourse), Princess Treatment (Grasshole of the Week)

[Too Much Filler Island (w/ Alise & Milly!)\

7/2/2025](/content/go-touch-grass/too-much-filler-island-w-alise-milly#player/index.html)

Guest: No guest! Just gals!
Topics: Love Island's Vanna (The Discourse), Zohran Mamdani's TikTok (Polititiktok), Lashify (Grasshole of the Week)

[Dating an AI Chatbot (w/ Emma Vernon!)\

6/25/2025](/content/go-touch-grass/dating-an-ai-chatbot-w-emma-vernon#player/index.html)

Guest: Emma Vernon
Topics: AI companions (The Discourse), The Boca Aquarium (Grasshole of the Week)

[Sabrina Carpenter vs. the Puriteens (w/ Youngmi Mayer!)\

6/18/2025](/content/go-touch-grass/sabrina-carpenter-vs-the-puriteens-w-youngmi-mayer#player/index.html)

Guest: Youngmi Mayer
Topics: Beige Influencer Lawsuit (Software Update), Sabrina Carpenter, Delaney Rowe & BJ Novak (The Discourse), Doja Cat vs. Her Fan (Grasshole of the Week)

[Who Punched Elon? (w/ Marcia Belsky!)\

6/11/2025](/content/go-touch-grass/who-punched-elon-w-marcia-belsky#player/index.html)

Guest Co-Host: Marcia Belsky
Topics: DDG & Offset (Software Update), Trump vs. Musk (The Discourse), Tommy Tough Knuckles (Grasshole of the Week)

[The Tiptoes Singer (w/ Julia Shiplett!)\

6/4/2025](/content/go-touch-grass/the-tiptoes-singer-w-julia-shiplett#player/index.html)

Guest: Julia Shiplett
Topics: Tiptoes Singer & the Delta flight Moana singer (The Discourse), Liv Schmidt (Grasshole of the week)

[UNLOCKED: Numa Numa\

5/28/2025](/content/go-touch-grass/unlocked-numa-numa#player/index.html)

On this unlocked episode of our Patreon-exclusive series SEARCH HISTORY, Alise walks Milly through the history of one of the internet's first viral videos.

[The Loser Brigade (w/ Zach Schiffman)\

5/21/2025](/content/go-touch-grass/the-loser-brigade-w-zach-schiffman#player/index.html)

Guest: Zach Schiffman
Topics: Offset, DDG, Diddy, and their fans (The Discourse), Guy who swiped on 2 million women (The Discourse), Pilates (Grasshole of the Week)

[BookTok's Fyre Fest (w/ Zach Zimmerman)\

5/14/2025](/content/go-touch-grass/booktoks-fyre-fest-w-zach-zimmerman#player/index.html)

Guest: Zach Zimmerman
Topics: 100 Brits vs. 100 Americans (Intro), A Million Lives Book Festival (The Discourse), Maya Ayooni (Grasshole of the week)

[White House Official Ragebait (w/ Ella Yurman!)\

5/7/2025](/content/go-touch-grass/white-house-official-ragebait-w-ella-yurman#player/index.html)

Guest: Ella Yurman
Topics: The White House Official Twitter account (The Discourse), the "Caveman Method" of skincare (Grasshole of the week)

[War Plans Group Chat Vol. 2 (w/ Sean Morrow)\

4/30/2025](/content/go-touch-grass/war-plans-group-chat-vol-2-w-sean-morrow#player/index.html)

Guest: Sean Morrow
Topics: Who would win in a fight 100 men or one gorilla? (intro), Pete Hegseth's Defense Team Huddle, George Santos (The Discourse), Jax Ulbrich (Grasshole of the Week)